Thursday, January 22, 2009

5 Ways To Know If University Is Your Thaaang

1. You can speak/understand the university language. eg :
"I need to meet Jian in PE now.. see you guys in front of 008, k?" or
"You're in TA 1 or TA 2? You're in B?!! oh sorry.." OR
"DSA is in L3 PD Block, right?"


2. You've walked from one block to another several times over and timed yourself. Hence, you're able to allocate sufficient time to run the distance given last minute circumstances. AND make it to class right in time. In under 4 minutes (would've been 3 if CARMEN.. didnt press the wrong lift button...) when it would've taken 10.


3. If the library suddenly seems like a cooooool place to be in.... AND you know how to read the codes on the shelves and find the books that you want! AND the librarian is actually on good terms with you! Does teaching me personally how to use the uni online library thing count?


4. You're are able to grasp a subject more firmly (applies to guys mostly) if the lecturer uses examples like condoms and ass to make you remember facts. eg:
"Given you're the buyer, if the prices of condoms are expected to rise in future, would the demand be less or more now?"


5. You have high resistance to cold.